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2009 Classic: The Blackberry Trackball Jam

A prominent church trustee sitting in the back row, furiously spinning the tiny, stuck trackball on his Blackberry phone to check corporate emails under his hymnal while pretending to follow along with the reading.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original10/31/2014 16:35Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@X-Files_Spooky02/23/2011 21:28I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Cyber_Traveler09/24/2009 19:27Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@QuickTime_Viewer04/25/2013 03:44Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Doge_Much_Funny10/17/1995 10:07Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Guestbook_Signer03/12/1995 22:52Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Hi5_Pro_User09/28/2002 12:56High five for this joke!
@David_After_Dent04/05/2003 21:26Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Deal_With_It_G03/12/1998 11:03Deal with it. This is gold.

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