Why did the scanner reject the Sergeant? Because it couldn’t recognize a face that had been in a “PowerPoint Briefing” for six hours straight.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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