2009 Classic: The Bing Launch

Why did the traveler use Bing? Because Microsoft told him it was a “Decision Engine,” and he needed help deciding between a taco or a burger.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the flight stop in the middle of the ocean? Because the ...read more »

Buying giant chocolate bars because they feel free (they aren’t)....read more »

Fitting your entire life into a carry-on bag.I spent three hours ...read more »

Why did the 500-mile trip take 20 minutes? Because gravity is ju...read more »

Eating your way across the ocean, one plate at a time.On a cruise...read more »

In 2025, travel has become a symbiosis with technology. Your suit...read more »

Why was the guest crying? Because the hotel mirror told him he l...read more »

In 2014, travel became "on-demand." Uber and Lyft&...read more »

In 2015, travel was a battle for "signal" and the perfect shot. I...read more »

Why did the traveler end up in a parallel dimension? Because he ...read more »

In 2011, travel became "smart." We started talking to our phones,...read more »

Asking for directions and getting a history lesson instead.I aske...read more »

Why did the tourist walk through his guide? Because it was a hig...read more »

In 2009, travel was about survival and sharing. Captain Sully lan...read more »

@Doom_Guy04/28/2008 10:19Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!

@Flash_Animator10/27/2009 16:59I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Fight_Club_Tyler08/24/2014 16:47The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Trainspotting_Rent01/07/2010 13:46Choose life. Choose a joke.

@Kill_Bill_Bride03/23/2006 05:38I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Better_Off_Dead07/11/1999 02:16I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Double_Rainbow_G12/16/1997 02:57What does it mean?! It’s so funny!