“Why is there a ‘Convenience Fee’?” “Because I let you use my charger while you waited.”
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
2025 Archive: The Waiting Room
There is no waiting room. You just sit in your self-driving car u...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knee
"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »
42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium Tension & WebMD Ancestry” Edition
In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »
56 Doctor Jokes: The 2002 “Handheld Health & Robotic Revolution” Edition
In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Stress Test
Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »
The X-Ray Vision
Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Transplant
"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »
The Second Opinion
When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
There is a joke in my boot!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
I choose to believe it’s funny.