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2003 Vintage: The Bill

“Why is there a ‘Security Fee’?” “Because I had to look at your naked body. That’s a trauma for me.”

Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.103/27/2012 01:49Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Diablo_Cow_Level01/24/2009 07:37There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@MIRC_Ghost08/18/1998 11:13Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Scream_Ghostface05/31/2005 00:04Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@American_Psycho_P12/20/2013 02:44I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Courage_Dog09/28/2005 04:34The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Leave_Britney_A06/18/2011 06:31Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Philosoraptor_X04/26/1995 04:52If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Salad_Fingers_F05/13/2000 02:31I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

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