“Why is there a ‘Security Fee’?” “Because I had to look at your naked body. That’s a trauma for me.”
Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
2025 Classic: The Emergency
"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Surgeon’s Hands
"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »
2025 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Second Opinion
"Doctor, I want a second opinion." "Fine, I’ll ask my AI." "The A...read more »
53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
The Mirror Diagnosis
When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Launch & Watson’s Diagnosis” Edition
In 2011, medical humor shifted toward the "Smart Assistant" era. ...read more »
The Final Checkup
Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »
The Modern Surgeon
Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.