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2000 Vintage: The Best Original Screenplay

Why did Alan Ball win? For teaching us that a plastic bag blowing in the wind is art, but only if you have a dramatic score playing in the background.

Part of the 43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Neighbor05/28/1997 02:17Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Hanson_Fan_9703/15/2009 02:25Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Zip_Drive_Owner11/30/2003 10:23Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Oracle_Says02/04/1999 21:32I knew you’d laugh at this.
@Linkin_Park_Fan09/16/2003 01:20In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
@Top_Gun_Maverick12/05/2000 07:38I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Netscape_Now_B07/02/2009 14:17I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Smosh_Old_School07/12/2006 05:58Back when the internet was simple and funny.
@Net_Neutrality07/21/2003 08:44Equality for all jokes!

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