Why did Le Mozart des Pickpockets win? Because even in the shorts category, the French have a monopoly on “Charming Criminals.”
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37 Oscars Jokes: The 2002 “Halle’s History, Shrek’s Arrival & Denzel’s Double” Edition
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2025 Archive: The Best Cinematography
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2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Oscars Vibe
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2025 Vintage: The Ridley Scott Win
Why did he finally win Best Director? Because after 40 years of A...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2007 “Scorsese’s Redemption, Ellen’s Vacuum & The Departed’s Victory” Edition
In 2007, the 79th Academy Awards finally fixed one of Hollywood’s...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Best Animated Feature
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2025 Vintage: Conan’s Opening
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2024 Vintage: The Ryan Gosling & Emily Blunt "Barbenheimer" Fight
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40 Oscars Jokes: The 2004 “Return of the King, Charlize’s Face & The 11-for-11 Sweep” Edition
In 2004, the 76th Academy Awards were less of a competition and m...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Oppenheimer" Detonation
Why did Christopher Nolan win 7 Oscars? Because the Academy decid...read more »
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2000 “American Beauty, Stolen Statues & Billy’s Millennium” Edition
In 2000, the 72nd Academy Awards arrived with a sigh of relief th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
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