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I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
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Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
A wild laugh appeared!