“I’m suing the human race!” “Start by suing the guy who sold you that extended warranty for the car.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
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Q: What do you call bees...
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A: ...read more »
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A F5 of a joke! Intense!
The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Taking a photo of me laughing!