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2017 Vintage: The Beauty and the Beast CGI

 Emma Watson sang with a teapot. 2017 is the year of the “Live-Action Remake” juggernaut.

Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Vintage: The 2025 Space Tourism
 Someone I know just took a "high-altitude" flight. They’re not a...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Glasses "Capture"
 Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Clean-Tech" Luxury
 I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Elio Space Adventure
 Pixar is taking us to a planetary council. 2025 is for the kids ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar
Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Phantom" Spotify
 My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse (Public Domain) Horror
 I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Raygun Olympic Breakdance
 I’ve never felt more confident in my own dancing abilities than ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Star Wars (Rey's Order)
 A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Dirty Dancing Sequel
 Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

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2025 Classic: The "Submerged" Tech
 My new phone is so waterproof I can leave it at the bottom of a ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Fantastic Four "First Steps"
 They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »
2025 Archive: The Beyond the Spider-Verse (Hopefully)
 If it finally drops, 2025 will be the peak of animation history....read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Hyper-Local" Food
 I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Student_Life_0107/29/1995 17:26Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Inkjet_Printers11/17/2014 16:49Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy12/11/2006 13:21That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Goldmember_I_L09/12/1999 02:03I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Old_School_Frank07/20/1998 06:20We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Anonymous_User07/09/1995 06:22We are many. We are laughing.

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