2023 Archive: The Bear “Yes, Chef!” (Still)

The second season just dropped and now I’m shouting “COUTINUOUS!” at my microwave.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

I just saw a realistic video of a cat flying a plane. I can no l...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

My phone just told me I sound "passive-aggressive" in my last te...read more »

My "Discover Weekly" is now so accurate it’s starting to suggest...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

I just watched a movie about fast cars that makes me want to dri...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

I’m watching a show where all the contestants are digital avatar...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.109/04/2014 07:55Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@QuickTime_Viewer06/16/2014 02:46Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Fight_Club_Tyler04/06/1996 19:05The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Korben_Dallas_Tax12/31/1996 23:00I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.

@Nirvana_Teen06/10/2008 06:05Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Guestbook_Signer10/24/2013 18:04Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!

@Toolbar_Hater11/17/2000 13:28My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Leet_Speaker_7711/27/2005 18:347h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!