2018 Vintage: The Bean

I’ve “been” playing since season one.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "working" on my digital legacy.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

2004 wasn't just a year; it was a cultural pivot point. While we ...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

I’m "leaping" into the next era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

@Internet_Explorer_303/03/2008 18:04Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Resident_Evil_Z04/11/2008 01:22Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Terminator_T80002/10/2013 19:48I’ll be back... to read this again.

@Overly_Attached01/25/2014 10:43I’m watching you... read this joke!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog07/28/1997 08:32Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@Slashdot_Effect01/20/2011 14:17We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!