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1995 Archive: The Batman Forever Neon

Why did Val Kilmer look so confused? Because he realized that playing Batman meant wearing a rubber suit with nipples while Jim Carrey chewed more scenery than a woodchipper.

Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1995 “Method Acting, Megastars & Mullets” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.105/19/1998 10:03Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Full_House_Lover02/15/1999 14:22You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz11/26/2014 17:00The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Men_In_Black_K02/27/2009 17:08We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Gladiator_Proximo02/06/2008 06:05Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy09/18/1998 06:08You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Leave_Britney_A02/02/2000 21:45Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Orkut_Member_9902/19/2014 12:38A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Me_Gusta_Face06/26/1995 14:38Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@Mind_Blown_Gif07/17/1999 09:42*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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