1999 Vintage: The Bar Stool

A guy says to the stool, “You’re the only thing I can trust not to glitch.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@WinAmp_Shaker09/29/2012 15:59It really whips the llama's ass!

@Burning_CDs02/06/2000 10:02I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@Dawson_Creek_Fan09/26/2007 17:27I am crying... with laughter!

@Linux_Distro_User06/01/2000 07:12Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Fight_Club_Member04/23/1995 09:46I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@E_T_Phone_Home03/14/2012 01:30E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!

@Anchorman_Ron01/07/2012 09:47I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Warcraft_Orc05/11/2015 08:44Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

@Trogdor_Burn10/03/2014 09:22Burninating the countryside with laughter!