Why were they called “Stress Tests”? Because “Telling Wall Street to Calm Down” wasn’t scientific enough for the Treasury.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.