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2009 Archive: The Bank Stress Tests

Why were they called “Stress Tests”? Because “Telling Wall Street to Calm Down” wasn’t scientific enough for the Treasury.

Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Incentives” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Malware_Hunter02/13/2015 17:43Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Animorphs_X12/07/2003 05:39I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Sixteen_Candles05/11/2001 10:17I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!
@Loituma_Girl06/06/1997 03:45Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real04/15/2007 13:53I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Confused_Travolta05/13/2002 23:55Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Reddit_Original03/28/2008 01:17The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular04/11/2000 13:50I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Salad_Fingers_F10/15/2009 14:50I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
@Smosh_Old_School11/04/2005 19:31Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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