2024 Vintage: The Balatro Player

One, but it’s a ‘Joker’ card that gives them +10 Mult for every turn of the bulb.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Sid_Meier_Fan11/26/2013 23:16Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Linux_Distro_Fan09/12/2013 17:49Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter09/21/2014 02:13My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Dawson_Creek_Fan01/21/2002 19:46I am crying... with laughter!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli02/05/2012 18:12That still only counts as one laugh!

@Rugrats_Tommy02/07/2015 17:01A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!

@Napoleon_Dyna06/02/2013 11:54Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

@Grammar_Nazi_9912/16/2010 00:44Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!