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2002 Classic: The Austin Powers in Goldmember

 “I love gooooold!” If I hear this one more time, I’m putting my head in a “sharks with frickin’ laser beams” tank.

Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Austin_Powers_Doctor02/23/1999 12:30One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude12/10/1996 02:16The Dude abides... this joke.
@Animorphs_X09/28/2007 20:48I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Fred_Channel_0610/06/2000 17:33HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
@Believe_It_Or_N11/05/1997 21:35I choose to believe it’s funny.

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