1996 Classic: The Ask Jeeves Mystery

I asked Jeeves “Where are my car keys?” and he gave me ten links to websites about the history of the ignition switch.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

Is somebody gonna match my freak? Probably not, Tinashe, I’m cur...read more »

A tiny orange box that is supposed to replace my phone. It curre...read more »

Step into 2010 – the year of the iPad launch (is it just a big iP...read more »

I just "learned" how to play the piano because an AI is projecti...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

Scarlett Johansson vs. Dinosaurs. 2025 is the year of "Prehistor...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

My dad just asked me how to talk to his computer so it would dra...read more »

Everyone is wearing glasses that record everything. I’ve started...read more »

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

Jennifer Grey is back. 2025 is the year we finally put "Baby" ba...read more »

There’s a new filter that removes all other filters. It’s terrif...read more »

Step into 2006 – the year when Twitter launched with its 140-char...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro12/24/2005 16:11Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Full_House_Lover01/28/2012 02:30You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Napster_Leech11/05/1995 00:22Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Binary_Boy07/25/2000 16:1201001000 01000001 (HA!).

@CounterStrike_Pro07/24/2002 03:38Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@Starcraft_Zerg06/29/1996 07:49Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Streamer_Pro_9911/04/2009 05:13Thanks for the donation and the joke!