Why was the White House quiet? Because they were busy trying to figure out if the “Roadmap to Peace” was still in the glove box.
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I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
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Laughing at the security of my own ribs!