1999 Archive: The Apocalypse Sex

“Honey, since it’s the end of the world, can we try that thing?” “What, paying off the mortgage?” “No, the other thing.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »

"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »

"Mirror, mirror on the wall..." "Don't ask the mirror anything, ...read more »

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »

"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »

"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »

In 2005, adult humor was all about the "cringe" and the "crash." ...read more »

Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »

Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »

"I'm doing 'Virtual Reality Boxing'!" "Did you win?" "No, I punc...read more »

A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »

A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »

"They're back... again!" "Just like my student loan payments. So...read more »

Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »

@Judge_Dredd_Law05/10/2009 21:47I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@This_Is_Fine_Dog07/19/1999 23:56Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

@DMOZ_Volunteer06/09/2012 04:23Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Flickr_User_0401/24/2007 15:08A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.

@Futurama_Fry_M09/23/1995 22:44Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.