1996 Archive: The AOL Chat Room A/S/L

The first thing you ask anyone is “Age/Sex/Location,” as if we’re all filling out a census form for fun.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My smart fridge just locked me out because I’ve reached my "satu...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

More growling, more fur, and more reasons to stay out of the woo...read more »

He’s a "whiskey neat" guy and I’m a "diet soda and a nap" guy.Pa...read more »

Step into 2004 – the year when the Nintendo DS changed how we pla...read more »

I’ve spent the whole year analyzing a single frame of a trailer ...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

He’s back! He’s in a tiny room in the video. 2024 is a year of "...read more »

I’m still not driving behind log trucks. 25 years later.Part of ...read more »

If it finally drops, 2025 will be the peak of animation history....read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

She’s the queen of the "Whisper-Pop" yearning.Part of the 78 Obs...read more »

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

I have to charge my watch, my phone, my glasses, my car, and my ...read more »

@WAP_Navigator01/14/2007 04:51Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@SouthPark_Stan12/29/2015 22:56Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli05/29/2005 00:08That still only counts as one laugh!

@Walter_Sobchak03/14/2006 20:49Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Reservoir_Joe05/16/2014 08:50Professional humor for professional people.

@Cow_And_Chicken08/19/2011 05:17Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@CatDog_Alone06/29/2002 17:47One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost11/20/1998 19:04Laughing at the security of my own ribs!