A woman asks her husband for his 50th birthday, “What would you like, dear? A new car? A trip?” He says, “I’d like to feel like a 10-year-old again.” So she takes him to a theme park, buys him cotton candy, and makes him ride the roller coaster ten times. That night, exhausted, he says, “I meant my ‘equipment’, Martha! Not my lifestyle!”
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