Why the theater? For a movie that took place entirely inside a literal theater, because Keira Knightley and “period drama” go together like tea and crumpets.
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
I see funny people... everywhere!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!