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1998 Legacy: The “Animal Armageddon” Joke

 Why the dogs in the movie? Because even the pugs in the street scenes had better character arcs than the human cast.

Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam03/31/2011 23:19I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Mean_Girls_Regina02/13/2000 19:07Get in loser, we are going laughing!
@Floppy_Fanatic08/09/2010 02:06Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Butthead_Uhhh06/01/2003 00:30Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
@Wild_Thornberry11/19/2006 12:18Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Space_Background02/20/2006 08:40The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Toolbar_Hater01/25/2003 16:04My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@YouTube_Beta_User09/09/1996 23:38I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

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