Why the dogs in the movie? Because even the pugs in the street scenes had better character arcs than the human cast.
Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
Get in loser, we are going laughing!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
The stars are aligned for this joke.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!