“I’m addicted to throwing birds at pigs!” “Is it a metaphor for your career?” “No, it’s just the only way I can feel accomplishment in 2009 while sitting on the toilet.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People & Bad Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
That was intense... and funny!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!