1995 Archive: The Anesthesia

I asked if I’d feel anything. He said, “Not until you see the ‘Amount Owed’ column.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

@Palm_Pilot_User11/23/2004 03:47Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@MP3_Encoder10/29/2011 11:34128kbps of pure comedy gold.

@Jackie_Brown_Fan05/17/2000 13:23Smooth joke, very smooth.

@Blink_182_Mark12/12/2011 20:58What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Ghostbusters_V12/31/2007 18:24Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!

@Y_U_NO_Laugh10/07/1996 13:49Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Toolbar_Hater02/28/2007 05:59My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!

@Retro_End_User07/26/1996 22:24The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.