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2003 Archive: The Andy Roddick US Open

Why was American tennis so hopeful? Because “A-Rod” won the title with a 150mph serve, and we all thought the US would win every trophy for the next decade.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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