Why was American tennis so hopeful? Because “A-Rod” won the title with a 150mph serve, and we all thought the US would win every trophy for the next decade.
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We are the best kept secret... of humor.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
One does not simply read one joke.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.