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2003 Classic: The American Next Top Model

 One, but they have to “smize” while screwing it in.

Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the Great Blackout archive. Historically Verified

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@BBS_Sysop04/20/2004 00:37Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
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