1995 Classic: The “American Flag” Swimsuit

Why was it the 1995 fashion peak? To prove that “Star-Spangled” looks good on everyone, provided they don’t plan on actually swimming.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »

Why was the BBQ "Kombat-ready"? Because Karl Urban as Johnny Cage...read more »

Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »

Why was Grandma flickering? Because she was celebrating from Flor...read more »

In 2008, Independence Day was a mix of superhero optimism and eco...read more »

Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »

In 1996, Independence Day wasn't just a holiday; it was a surviva...read more »

Why were the guests moving around? Because the chairs were progra...read more »

In 2013, Independence Day was a "Social Media Circus." We were al...read more »

Impossible 8 Final?: Why was the Dad hanging off a drone? Because...read more »

Why was the cooler empty? Because the "Smart-Home" thought ice wa...read more »

Why was the BBQ so "Yellow and Red"? Because the movie was coming...read more »

Why was everyone staring at their phones at 11:59 PM? Because Mar...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Spooky"? Because Michael Keaton was coming ba...read more »

@Inkjet_Printers05/01/2003 23:25Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@USB_Pioneer07/06/2009 08:12Plug and Play laughter!

@Wrestling_Nut09/20/2010 07:17Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@One_Does_Not_S09/28/1997 21:04One does not simply read one joke.

@Blogger_Default03/15/1996 08:04Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".