2024 Classic: The Alien

Romulus Scare: “Something is growing in my chest!” “That’s indigestion from the spicy wings, Ridley. Take an antacid.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »

In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »

Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »

When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »

In 2011, adult humor moved from the cinema to the "Cloud." If you...read more »

"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: Dam!read more »

"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »

Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink? A: Subpoena colada!read more »

"I'm a deadly dancer!" "You're a guy who tripped over his own fe...read more »

"They're back... again!" "Just like my student loan payments. So...read more »

Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »

In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »

@Net_Neutral_9504/06/2005 12:39This is why we need the internet.

@Rick_Roller_0707/20/1998 05:16Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Hide_The_Pain_H06/04/2012 05:19I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Blink_Tag_User10/04/2015 01:26<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Metacrawler_X06/16/2015 19:07Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@Tagged_Network12/03/2009 10:16You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Cool_Story_Bro01/30/2009 00:07Actually, it IS a cool story!