Why did the lawyer buy a second Alexa? To witness the first Alexa’s testimony.
Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2018 “GDPR & Space Law” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Legal Pad
Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Internship
The intern was happy. He was told he was a "Bio-Logic Validator,...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition
In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
The Shark Protection
Professional courtesy exists even in the deepest parts of the oce...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2023 “Prompt Engineering & Hallucination” Edition
In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »
The Bus Load
A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »
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The Small Town
Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »
45 Lawyer Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Merger Mania” Edition
In 2006, the legal world learned to be concise. With Twitter’s la...read more »
The Billable Hour
Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Office
A lawyer's office chair told him to "get to work." He sued the c...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!