Why were the Marines in Albania? To prove that 1997 was the year of “Neat and Tidy” evacuations while the rest of the country was busy with a pyramid scheme.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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