Why was the rain “ironic”? Because Jagged Little Pill was the soundtrack of the summer, and a downpour on the 4th was exactly what she warned us about.
Part of the 37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1996 “Welcome to Earth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
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Loading the training program... for comedy.
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I saw that laugh coming from across the map.