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2012 Classic: The Airbag

 She asked if the car has “proximity sensors for people with bad attitudes.” I told her the car was beeping at her the whole time.

Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ace_Ventura_Pet05/12/1999 04:48Alrighty then! Super funny.
@Ferris_Bueller01/29/2009 01:03Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Wayne_World_Ex09/18/2000 02:56Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Rick_Roller_0710/22/2011 18:34Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Arthas_Fan_0211/22/2003 21:55Succeeding you, father... in laughing!
@Evolution_Dance06/22/2009 05:02The history of humor in one post.
@Anonymous_User09/07/2015 01:09We are many. We are laughing.

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