1995 Legacy: The Air Force One “Haircut” Scandal (Legacy)

Why were the 1995 haircuts so cheap? Because the President learned that spending $200 on a runway trim is a “Short” way to lose “Long” term voters.

🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2016, the American Presidency stopped being a political office...read more »

In 2025, the American Presidency felt less like a government and ...read more »

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Why are we building a base on the moon? So the President can have...read more »

In 2008, the American Presidency was a roller coaster that ran ou...read more »

Why is the White House ignoring the West Coast? Because the Presi...read more »

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@ICQ_Master9901/02/2012 03:06Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Duke_Nukem_Fan09/28/2000 23:57I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.

@Neo_The_One05/01/2001 23:21I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Fight_Club_Member10/16/1997 13:01I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Ultima_Online_V01/15/2011 03:45Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?