Why did everyone see the Russian carrier coming? Because it burned so much heavy oil that its “Stealth Signature” was a 500-mile-long black smoke cloud that could be seen from the International Space Station.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Saving the best laugh for last!