1998 Vintage: The “A Bug’s Life” vs. “Antz” War

Why were we staring at the picnic blanket? Because 1998 forced us to choose which animated colony we supported.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2022, Independence Day was a "High-Octane Revival." We were al...read more »

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Why was the 4th so "British"? Because UK Drill made its way to th...read more »

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@Palm_Pilot_User10/21/2006 23:13Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@ICQ_Classic12/06/1998 00:32That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes04/27/1999 07:12Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@DMOZ_Volunteer02/18/1995 10:45Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Clans_Leader_9909/18/2014 13:43Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@iPhone_User_0708/18/2002 17:26There’s an app for that? No, just this site!