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2003 Classic: The 99 Cents

 She thinks my value as a son-in-law is like an iTunes song—overpriced and likely to be skipped after 30 seconds.

Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy06/21/1998 13:49That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Transformers_OP07/18/2010 23:55Jokes are more than meets the eye!
@Step_Brothers_B12/31/2015 20:14Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club10/27/2015 23:15All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@LiveJournal_Deep11/14/2009 01:15Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Clans_Leader_9903/28/2009 20:43Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!
@Cool_Story_Bro09/12/2014 05:31Actually, it IS a cool story!

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