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2019 Classic: The 5G Launch

 Why was the lawyer happy? Because now he could lose a case in “Ultra-High Definition” without any buffering.

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lycos_Dog07/02/2008 00:15Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
@Palm_Pilot_User03/16/2002 00:51Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Napster_User_9909/26/2005 06:58Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@DotCom_Survivor02/17/2005 17:45I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Jackie_Brown_Fan09/24/1997 17:12Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Evolution_Dance05/08/2013 13:51The history of humor in one post.

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