Why was the lawyer happy? Because now he could lose a case in “Ultra-High Definition” without any buffering.
Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
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