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2003 Archive: The 50 Cent “In Da Club” Era

Why did the Secret Service like the song? Because “Go shorty, it’s your birthday” was exactly how they greeted the President on July 6th.

Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@DVD_Collector06/21/2015 06:51Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Rewritable_CD10/22/2009 05:55I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Firewall_Wizard05/12/1999 01:35Letting this joke through the port.
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan12/07/2006 10:20Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Annoying_Orange03/23/2000 21:05Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Grammar_Nazi_9907/11/2012 23:42Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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