Why did the uncle feel like a God of Speed? Because he downloaded a single JPEG of a sports car in 90 seconds and declared that “Information Superhighway” was no longer a metaphor.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!