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1996 Archive: The 33.6k Modem

Why did the uncle feel like a God of Speed? Because he downloaded a single JPEG of a sports car in 90 seconds and declared that “Information Superhighway” was no longer a metaphor.

Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch02/17/2003 18:33There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@X-Files_Spooky04/18/2002 08:04I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
@Vaporwave_Original04/15/2012 05:22Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@SimCity_Mayor04/23/2000 07:45Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Tamagotchi_Sitter07/09/2000 04:19My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Skate_Or_Die_9912/14/1999 23:52Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Myspace_First_Friend06/30/2001 09:31I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Harry_Potter_Hermione01/29/1996 20:03It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy11/17/1998 17:47You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Leet_Speaker_7701/22/2010 16:517h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

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