2006 Legacy: The 300 Abs

I just watched 300 men with airbrushed abs shout “THIS IS SPARTA!” for two hours. I’m going to go eat a salad and cry.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

They’re finally in the MCU. They’re from the 60s, but they’re in...read more »

My espresso has added vitamins, minerals, and "focus-enhancing" ...read more »

Step into 2018 – the year of the Infinity War heartbreak, the glo...read more »

2025 is the year of the "Moonwalk" resurgence.Part of the 61 Obs...read more »

The official song for every backyard BBQ, wedding, and funeral i...read more »

Step into 2011 – the year of the Siri debut, the launch of Minecr...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the era of oversized flannel shirts, the myster...read more »

I just reached the end of the internet. It was just a picture of...read more »

I still feel my leg vibrate even when my phone is in the other r...read more »

The official song for when you’re feeling "Wholesome-Folk" about...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »

Jigsaw is still alive? Or dead? Or a hologram? 2025 is a "Puzzli...read more »

@Floppy_Disk_Hero09/13/1996 23:41I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.

@Pager_Guy04/20/1997 01:27Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Modem_Meltdown08/16/2003 09:19My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.

@ODP_Editor_9901/26/1998 18:14Approved for the Open Directory Project!

@Leet_Speaker_7703/24/2006 03:087h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!