2020 Archive: The 2020 Legacy

What’s the most 2020 thing a lawyer did? He billed a client for “Time spent explaining that a ‘Stay at Home’ order doesn’t apply to billable hours.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

In 2025, every criminal has an alibi. "That wasn't me robbing th...read more »

A mathematical tragedy involving a full bus and a missed opportun...read more »

In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »

A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer04/06/2015 03:59Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Flash_Animator05/31/2005 16:41I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club05/30/2003 00:52A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Napster_User_9908/19/2001 10:47Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Silk_Road_Ghost09/25/2015 03:23Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Spawn_Camper_J12/02/2013 12:51I’m staying right here until I read every joke.

@Not_Bad_Obama01/18/2000 18:21Not bad. Not bad at all.