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2015 Archive: The 2015 Optimism

 We’ve got Star Wars back, the Dress is solved (it was blue), and everything is digital. Surely 2016 will be a very quiet, predictable year.

Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified

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2025 Archive: The Michael (Jackson) Biopic
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2025 Archive: The "Prompt Engineer" Career
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2025 Classic: The Superman (Gunn) Debut
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2024 Vintage: The "Lunch" Billie
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Quake_Fragger11/28/1995 12:53M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@QuickTime_Viewer12/25/2008 08:01Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance12/27/1997 19:54Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan07/27/1998 22:16Silently laughing in the snow.
@Pretty_In_Pink01/08/1999 09:14Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@Talladega_N_R03/26/2015 07:25If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Web_Crawler_9609/16/2010 08:00Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Boxxy_Queen06/26/2000 13:41I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Futurama_Fry_M12/30/2009 15:02Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
@Shut_Up_Money09/16/2011 04:11Shut up and take my laughter!

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