The world didn’t end, the Avengers won, and we’ve all got Gangnam Style in our hearts. Surely 2013 will be a quiet, normal year.
Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically Verified
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Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
What is this? A joke for ants?
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
Taking a photo of me laughing!