2009 Archive: The 2009

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2009. / 2009 who? / 2,009 knocks and you finally answered!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ida. / Ida who? / Ida like to be ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 2021, we were all playing games—some for a piggy bank full of ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I come in? ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locke...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel wo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ben. / Ben who? / Ben waiting all...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine fo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

@Cyber_Traveler04/04/2002 07:23Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@BBS_Sysop02/28/2000 00:32Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Broadband_Newbie04/18/2014 13:01Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Pi_Mathematics07/08/2011 09:17Finding the patterns in the humor.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink03/07/2004 21:19I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Butthead_Uhhh08/11/2002 15:53Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Charlie_Bit_Me05/17/2009 00:44Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@Salt_Bae_Original04/03/2009 03:28Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Confused_Travolta07/14/2004 11:50Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.