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2007 Vintage: The 2007 New Year’s Eve

Why were we looking at 2008? Because the Patriots were 16-0 and heading to the Super Bowl, and we were sure they couldn’t possibly lose to a wildcard team… right?

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer03/30/2007 20:45You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Macarena_Dancer12/02/1999 08:12Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette03/02/1998 03:54I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@MP3_Encoder08/22/2013 06:53128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@American_Psycho_P01/28/2005 20:20I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan04/06/2013 08:44Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry09/01/1996 17:59In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Get_Flash_Player11/01/1997 23:07Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@ODP_Editor_9911/16/1995 19:43Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob04/28/1999 19:40The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

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