Why was Bill Clinton so fit in 1995? Because he spent the whole year “Running”—mostly from Bob Dole’s campaign ads.
Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophone & Solitaire” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
One does not simply read one joke.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.