Why were there so many weird items in the house? Because the first Prime Day happened, and Dad bought 400 rolls of tape and a giant shoe rack because they were “practically free.”
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & Hello from Adele” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
2025 Classic: The First "Mars-Grown" Spud
Why was one potato worth $1,000? Because SpaceX brought back a ba...read more »
2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence
Why was Dad’s phone writing the "Thank You" notes? Because he got...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mood" Lighting
Why did the room turn bright red? Because the house AI detected t...read more »
2024 Classic: The "JoJo Siwa Rebrand"
Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »
2024 Vintage: Skibidi Toilet
Why were the adults so confused? Because the kids kept calling th...read more »
1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
2023 Classic: Beige Flag vs. Red Flag
Why was the cousin judging her boyfriend at the table? Because in...read more »
2025 Archive: AI Personalities
Why did the 2025 dinner have 40 guests but only 10 chairs? Becaus...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Pesto" King Penguin
Why were we comparing Grandpa to a giant baby bird? Because "Pest...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Archive: The "Lazy Girl Job" Trend
Why was nobody helping with the dishes? Because they were all loo...read more »
34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & MySpace” Edition
In 2003, Thanksgiving was about big fish, social networks, and le...read more »
39 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Thanksgiving was all about high-flying heroes, Kelly Cla...read more »
2025 Classic: Vertical Farming
Why was the salad still growing? Because the centerpiece was a "H...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
We’re better than you, and we know it!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.