1995 Vintage: The 1-800-COLLECT

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🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2025 is the year we finally find out if he’s actually coming.Par...read more »

My phone just told me I spent 12 hours looking at a screen today...read more »

Step into 2008 – the year the App Store opened its doors, Iron Ma...read more »

Welcome to the year 2000 – the future has finally arrived, and it...read more »

I just watched a movie where a 1928 cartoon mouse is a slasher v...read more »

My social media is full of people who haven't posted in three ye...read more »

Step into 2003 – the year when the iTunes Music Store launched, p...read more »

Step into 2007 – the year of the "Jesus Phone" launch, the birth ...read more »

2025 is the year of the "Moonwalk" resurgence.Part of the 61 Obs...read more »

The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »

I have my own server in my basement because I don't trust the "b...read more »

I just bought a vacuum that uses lasers to find dust I didn't kn...read more »

They’re so small I’ve already lost three pairs in my own ears.Pa...read more »

After years of chaos, we’ve collectively decided to just... stay...read more »

@Buffy_Fan9704/19/2009 03:33Slaying the competition with these jokes.

@Britney_Spears_Fan03/18/2006 10:46Oops, I laughed again!

@Cheers_Norm07/07/2006 00:23Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Nirvana_Teen09/05/2005 06:15Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Better_Off_Dead08/20/2015 16:23I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Excite_User_9703/20/2010 03:29This site is very exciting!